2008
2008
A roughly 87% true blog. Features a slightly embellished account of my life story, told in installments, and my thoughts on life, the universe, and pop culture.

Why am I voting for Barack Obama? Because he's smart. And he's clearly more intelligent than McCain. In these tense times, we need the most intelligent person available to be...

As a new black-belt, I faced opposition from fellow students who remembered me "when." But how does one defeat insubordination?

Here's the best man speech that had me, Stacey, and the guests, in stitches at the wedding reception:
On March 9, 2007, I was married to Stacey Lynn Miller. We wrote our own wedding service, based on a template provided by Unitarian Minister Craig Schneider. We chose our own...

My friends meet my wife-to-be, Stacey, and reminisce about how unhappy I was when I was single - especially one weekend in Belmar, NJ.

In which I get falling down drunk at Bar "A," become a public nuisance, curse God, and have a crisis of faith.

Smiley reveals what happened to Griffin, and initiates a cunning master plan to get me sex.

Welcome to Belmar, NJ. Site of one of the worst, and most transformative, weekends of my life.

The movie X-Files: I Want to Believe is secretly about the difficulty of being Roman Catholic in this day-and-age, while ostensibly being your usual dumb popcorn thriller.

In 2002, I re-evaluated my music taste ... with the help of my friends.